onemansinsanity-onecatsreality:

     ”Are you trying to squeeze a condolence out of me?
           I only pity those who have a reaction to greenery.”

      “No need to tell me twice,
           they always were the more ‘gossipy’ of the bed.”

         ❝ Awl-right —- no need to be rude, asshole.
               Gossipy? Heard ‘em speakin’, eh? ❞