grincarved ;   Truth now soo have you ever made it with Rainboow Briite?

       _{❝ … No,Clown Car. ❞}

grincarved ;   ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ cough ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ aLL THE RPS k

Send me ☢ if you want to rp with me but haven’t yet.

gET OUT JOKER WE ALREADY HAVE ROLEPLAYED

grincarved ;   ■

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

        I bet a hundred bucks that his balls are painted white.

grincarved ;   ◊

Put a “◊” in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse.

xknivesandlint:

A sigh of exasperation.

       “Soo.. do you have one or do you. Not?”

       ❝ Yeah — ❞

And his phone tossed into the other’s hand.

xknivesandlint:

”.. I kinda got kicked outta there..”

”.. Tell ya what.. you uh - Got a cellular device which I can text you on? - I’ll text ya and let you know about uh.. that cold. one. ^hm?”

        ❝ Whatev-ah you say           . ❞

xknivesandlint:

teddybexr:

          ❝ Meet me at the pub down the street at like six. ❞

“Hold on there… tedd——y paws —

         "uh.. I think you are forgetting what I do.. ^hm? Unless this is a twenty-four hour establishment.. then ya I’ll be by at six in the a emm.. otherwise it’s gonna have to be ..  much..    l a t e r”

           ❝ That’s in like —- nev-ah mind. 
                  How about eight at the one on Markins? ❞

xknivesandlint:

teddybexr:

         ❝ She’s obviously legally blind. 
             And I’m manag-ah —— I can pretty much do whatev-ah 
                               I want.
                                You’s wanna grab a beer aft-ah this? ❞

                 “.. Suuure.. after I am finished up with work we can uh. do. that.”

          ❝ Meet me at the pub down the street at like six. ❞

xknivesandlint:

teddybexr:

                                A woman behind complains
                                about the stagnant line.

       ❝ There aretwo oth-ahcashiers!
            I have awhl the room.             
                           _Creepy-voice. ❞

Wordlessly he offers the woman an acknowledged glance over his shoulder
and is about to move until Ted begins to yell; He smirks
at that.

        “Nooo need to go and be ruuude to the laay-dee.. now. hm?”

              "Not on my account… or anythin’ like that —-

                            tedd——y beaar….

         ❝ She’s obviously legally blind. 
             And I’m manag-ah —- I can pretty much do whatev-ah 
                               I want.
                                You’s wanna grab a beer aft-ah this? ❞

xknivesandlint:

teddybexr:

          ❝ Your voice is kinda creepy, but eh —- you’re not too bad. ❞

”.. Creepy?”

          _{“— this coming from a talking. walking. children’s stuffed. animal…?”}

        "I’d say that you ——-

               have no room to uh.. talk.”

                                A woman behind complains
                                about the stagnant line.

       ❝ There aretwo oth-ahcashiers!
            I have awhl the room.             
                           _Creepy-voice. ❞