bloodxbound:

        “NOBODY MOVE!“

                            “Where’s my milkshake?”

          _{❝ Oh yeaaaaah —-
              look at the one with chocolate on his upper lip. ❞}

onemansinsanity-onecatsreality:

     ”Are you trying to squeeze a condolence out of me?
           I only pity those who have a reaction to greenery.”

      “No need to tell me twice,
           they always were the more ‘gossipy’ of the bed.”

         ❝ Awl-right —- no need to be rude, asshole.
               Gossipy? Heard ‘em speakin’, eh? ❞

onemansinsanity-onecatsreality:

     ”Ah yes, the time of the seasons when the flowers and greenery decide it best to release their equivalent of sperm in hopes to spread more of their species that also happens to cause other species of a more beastly nature to become irritated.”

           ”Yay.”

       ❝ I got lost after sperm …
             you really hate Spring, man. ❞

onemansinsanity-onecatsreality:

    “It’s,

           ”bee season.”

      ❝ As well as allergy season. ❞

jackofspadesx:

        “Join ya’ in rollin’ around.”
                 Jack thinks he’ll pass for now.

          _{❝ Alright —- jeeeez.
               Ya missin’ out. ❞}

candentias:

      _{”Dude, dont——-
                            fuck.”}

      _{”Are you fucking crazy?
       I hope you missed it alright,
       never hurt a fucking spider.”}

      _{❝ They’re gross ——– ❞}

        _{❝ Ever heard of black widows?
            They’re fucking craaaazy. ❞}

biochemisted:

     _{❝Because I was walking past, 
       I’m guessing that’s illegal now!?❞}

               _{❝How —- how the hell is this my fault!?
                 And there is nothing wrong with spiders
                 and now you broke someone’s window!❞}

        _{❝ I never know what’s illegal now. ❞}

         _{❝ What if the man had a phobia of spiders?
             I helped! I just sa—ved lives! ❞}

      _{❝ Stop judging —-
          and start joining. ❞}

biochemisted:

         <sub>❝What the f———-❞

                  She’ll run over to him, hands raised 
                  near her head, eyes wide before 
                  pointing, suddenly yelling at him.</sub>

                 <sub>❝That wasn’t even my car ———- !!!
                    A no, it ran away.❞

                            Let’s say spiders are
                            close to her heart.</sub>

       _{❝ Then why were you so close to it —– ? ❞}

              _{❝ This is your fault.
                  You should have been stepping farther away.
                  Anyway, whosoever car that is will thank me
                  for the spider no longer blocking their view.
                  I just saved lives right now. ❞}

      _{❝ Oh shit——
           there’s a spider on your windshield.
         You know wot — let me get it. ❞}

       _{❝ Got it!
             Oh wait … did I miss it? ❞}