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Anonymous ;  
"Don't give me the 'that's a movie' crap, okay. You are a talking, toking teddy bear, who might get more tail than Hugh Hefner. I should be able to light it up in a plane bathroom. An' I'm breathing. That's like, the definition of life."

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         ❝ I’d rather not get a hole torn in my ass

               because I went to jail.

                  I don’t need memories like that. 

Posted on Mar 31— 7 years ago · 3 notes
Anonymous ;  
"I wanna see the world high though, man. If Shaggy can do it with his dog, then I can do it with your cheating ass. And you're only better 'cause you got no life, beside the random occasional girl who has a fucking teddy bear fetish, or something."

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          ❝ That’s a movie —- !
                  No life? You must be real high to be saying that.
               And occasional? More than that, my friend, and you know that.
                      If anyone here doesn’t have a life —- it’s you. ❞

Posted on Mar 31— 7 years ago
Anonymous ;  
"You have to cheat, alright. Or I really do suck. I mean shit, you don't have fingers! Whoa fuck, I'm tripping. You think we could smuggle some green through the airport inside you?""

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           ❝ Jesus H. Christ, Marshall —-
                they have dogs and x-rays. Not even possible.
                  And I’m waaay better than you. 

Posted on Mar 31— 7 years ago
Anonymous ;  
"Dude, shut up. You're like ninety percent attitude, and two percent cotton. And you cheat at Black Ops man. Worse than hackers."

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       ❝ I —- what —– ?!
                c h e a t ?
                  You are so lying out of your ass, right now! 
           You’re just maaaaad that I beat your sorry ass every time! ❞

Posted on Mar 31— 7 years ago · 1 note