“Bubble baths are the best. Tell me they’re bubble baths. But how does that work? Do you.. put yourself in the dryer?” Okay the pervy parts aside, Ted is pretty fricking adorable and she snuggles him up closer because he is so soft.
❝ I did the once.
It wen’t really bad.
Threw up afterwards. ❞
He suppresses a moan as his face is head is pressed further
into her breasts. Nothing is better than this.