dandyofthedevil-archive-blog ; I see your URL and I'm just; hilarious and love a lot. Yes. |
Thank you lots and lots —- it means aaaalot.

The dandy takes it from him, a slow smirk draping itself onto his features. A strange day indeed, dealing drugs to — stuffed animals.
”Montparnasse.”
In return, he searches in his inner pocket, pulling a plastic bag with the goods out to hand back to him. The money goes back into his inner pocket.

❝ Mont — a, what what?
I’ll call you Monty. Easier for me.
What are you —- french? ❞
”——— Bad experiences with someone else, hm?
As long as you pay up, I could care less.”

❝ Yeah — I asked for weed and was given shit. ❞
A thin wad is pulled from somewhere within him and handed to the other.

❝ What’s'ya name, anyway? ❞

❝ —– Don’t take it personal, but I don’t trust a dealer right off the back.
I like to try out what I’m buying first. ❞
dandyofthedevil-archive-blog ; ''-- .. And never once have I had a /teddy bear/ buy off me. Anything specific you had in mind, mon petit?'' [ I felt it fitting siNCE PARNASSE DEALS DRUGS YEAH NO IDK ] |
❝ You’re the closest one to my job.
Since my other dealer had to get arressted at such a decent time. ❞
”Some really good weed, huh?
You’re in luck then. I just got some pretty neat shit in.”

❝ Please tell me they have decent names.
The last one I had from him was named ‘Mind Rape’. ❞
dandyofthedevil-archive-blog ; ''-- .. And never once have I had a /teddy bear/ buy off me. Anything specific you had in mind, mon petit?'' [ I felt it fitting siNCE PARNASSE DEALS DRUGS YEAH NO IDK ] |
❝ You’re the closest one to my job.
Since my other dealer had to get arressted at such a decent time. ❞
”— ..Arrested, now?
Sounds like someone forgot to take their precautions.”

❝ That guy loves jail — I swear.
Anyway, so I need my hands on really good weed. ❞
dandyofthedevil-archive-blog ; ''-- .. And never once have I had a /teddy bear/ buy off me. Anything specific you had in mind, mon petit?'' [ I felt it fitting siNCE PARNASSE DEALS DRUGS YEAH NO IDK ] |

❝ You’re the closest one to my job.
Since my other dealer had to get arressted at such a decent time. ❞