biochemisted:

     _{❝Because I was walking past, 
       I’m guessing that’s illegal now!?❞}

               _{❝How —- how the hell is this my fault!?
                 And there is nothing wrong with spiders
                 and now you broke someone’s window!❞}

        _{❝ I never know what’s illegal now. ❞}

         _{❝ What if the man had a phobia of spiders?
             I helped! I just sa—ved lives! ❞}

biochemisted:

         <sub>❝What the f———-❞

                  She’ll run over to him, hands raised 
                  near her head, eyes wide before 
                  pointing, suddenly yelling at him.</sub>

                 <sub>❝That wasn’t even my car ———- !!!
                    A no, it ran away.❞

                            Let’s say spiders are
                            close to her heart.</sub>

       _{❝ Then why were you so close to it —– ? ❞}

              _{❝ This is your fault.
                  You should have been stepping farther away.
                  Anyway, whosoever car that is will thank me
                  for the spider no longer blocking their view.
                  I just saved lives right now. ❞}

      _{❝ Oh shit——
           there’s a spider on your windshield.
         You know wot — let me get it. ❞}

       _{❝ Got it!
             Oh wait … did I miss it? ❞}