Anonymous ;   hi,which username do you prefer; crxssbxw , argentsavior , protectoratex or gxardian ?

It depends on what character you are creating. It seems like Allison Argent — and I’d go with the first. I like short, vague usernames; it can tie to anyone, but Allison is the first to come to mind. The crossbow holds a strong significance to Allison. 

 But, that’s just my opinion!

Anonymous ;   "Don't give me the 'that's a movie' crap, okay. You are a talking, toking teddy bear, who might get more tail than Hugh Hefner. I should be able to light it up in a plane bathroom. An' I'm breathing. That's like, the definition of life."

         ❝ I’d rather not get a hole torn in my ass

               because I went to jail.

                  I don’t need memories like that. ❞

Anonymous ;   "I wanna see the world high though, man. If Shaggy can do it with his dog, then I can do it with your cheating ass. And you're only better 'cause you got no life, beside the random occasional girl who has a fucking teddy bear fetish, or something."

          ❝ That’s a movie —- !
                  No life? You must be real high to be saying that.
               And occasional? More than that, my friend, and you know that.
                      If anyone here doesn’t have a life —- it’s you. ❞

Anonymous ;   "You have to cheat, alright. Or I really do suck. I mean shit, you don't have fingers! Whoa fuck, I'm tripping. You think we could smuggle some green through the airport inside you?""

           ❝ Jesus H. Christ, Marshall —-
                they have dogs and x-rays. Not even possible.
                  And I’m waaay better than you. ❞

Anonymous ;   "Dude, shut up. You're like ninety percent attitude, and two percent cotton. And you cheat at Black Ops man. Worse than hackers."

       ❝ I —- what —– ?!
                c h e a t ?
                  You are so lying out of your ass, right now! 
           You’re just maaaaad that I beat your sorry ass every time! ❞

Anonymous ;   "Of course I want a damn hit. Friends for three years, and you still gotta ask that question? Pass the bong, fuzz ball."

             _{❝ You always have an attitude when I don't —-
                  ‘specially when we’re playing Black Ops. ❞}

Anonymous ;   "How the fuck does a teddy bear get high? I don't think you exist. I just think I'm too damn high for my own good."

         _{❝ Marshall —- we’ve been friends for three years.
                Shut up!
                      Do you want another hit or wha — ? ❞}

Anonymous ;   Ted x Ken = OTP.

bUT HE’S STRAIGHT UGH I REALLY WANNA 

Anonymous ;   What if one day you woke up with a pussy instead of a dick?

      ❝ What the … I don’t have a dick. ❞

Anonymous ;   IF YOU WERE DRUNK, WOULD YOU DO THE DO WITH THAT KEN DOLL?

      ❝ Fuck no! ❞